Photo Credit: Show @bacheloretteabc; Dress @randirahm
Sooo not sure about anyone else last night, but I’m SOOO happy I had something to ease my Sunday (errr Monday?) scaries after a really nice, but painfully-short-as-per-usual long weekend. #bachelorettemonday, @bkoof you saved me, lady. Last night’s episode was so good, and I couldn’t be any happier for Becca after the complete s***show that was last season (canceled engagement, remember? Just checking). It’s your time now BK, it’s your time!!!
Well, we’ll get into some of our predictions, first impressions 🌹and favorite quotes//dare we say dumbest things said… a little later on, but for now, that dress. There have been many before her who have rocked white hot fashion on premiere night, ahem Rachel Lindsay, but we might - more like definitely - like Becca’s even more.
I am so not a fan of bling on bling on bling. Like, at all. But Becca’s dress just really did it for me. Not sure if it was the halter neck - which looked stunning on another recently-married bride, goes by the name of Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex, as her reception ensem. Or the fact that the gown complemented her shape INCREDIBLY, with an open back that was legit TDF. But I could see something like this working for any woman with an art deco-aligned party aesthetic. If you’re going with a dress with lots of volume for your ceremony, this is a great juxtaposition for the reception look. And you can even totally streamline your beauty game, let down your curls, because this dress demands that everything else be simple and minimalistic. It’s got all the built-in extra you need.
Photo Credit: Show @bachelorusa; Photo ABC/Paul Herbert
Can’t wait to do a comparison in about two months… When we have a better idea of the last few men standing…
Not only did she wear white, a classic move for someone with a proposal in her future, she let it be known that she wasn’t up for games this season. While some of her Bachelor Nation predecessors (Arie, Nick, etc.) let some of the contestants they had weird feelings about hang on for a few weeks before eliminating them, Becca said byeeee to the guys she got not-here-for-the-right-reasons vibes from realllll quick. She wants something real AF, and she’s not going to settle…
Photo Credit: @bkoof
Okay, not saying that a “social media participant” doesn’t sound amazing, but WTF is that? Kamil couldn’t possiblyyy fathom getting sent home before the chicken, and he was embarrassed. Just embarrassed. Like sooo embarrassed. Well, maybe next time you can show up with a career that isn’t SMH-worthy, and an entrance that doesn’t make Becca walk 60 percent to you… 50-50 b****.
So Chase was cute, he really was. But I’m not upset that he’s gone, whether he had ulterior motives wasn’t very clear. That being said, Chris wasted ZERO time getting Chase to come clean about all the texts from this Danielle chick. ((Who he supposedly dated for a month, 2 weeks, a few days, who the f knows)). Becca saw through all the BS and got rid of Chase, but didn’t seem to flinch over Chris playing a part in it. Maybe she likes a guy who will play dirty to get to her… Or maybe it’s just the choir. Probs the choir.
These two really had the sweetness on point last night. Colton revealing his cousin’s CF story and how it inspired his nonprofit literally had me tearing, especially since he came from a pro football former life. #gottagiveback. And Garrett seems to be Becca’s everything. Reminds her of home, drove up in a minivan with dad life in high gear, and gave her a fly fishing feather.
Yes, Blake is cute. He’s managed to make Becca swoon with animals and cute related puns (re: falling off a horse and getting back on, feelings stronger than an ox for her), and that maroon jacket was pretty 🙌. But when he had a few of his talking head/confessionals, mentioning how good it was for him to see other guys leaving, his creepy smiles/smirks made me wonder if this seemingly charming Denver boy has devious motives. #notconvincedhesoneofthegoodones.
Photo Credit: Show @bachelorusa; Photo ABC/Paul Herbert
This male model is everything. And although I think he has very little chemistry with Becca, I really just hope he stays for a while just so I can laugh. A lot. I wouldn’t be opposed to more shark suits, either…
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Oh and also, if it doesn’t work out for Leo, the stuntman, maybe he has a shot with Becca’s sister… Curls on curls on curls 🔥🔥🔥